幽默感_主唱：何韵诗_Key:_Cm-C
作曲：hocc_@_goomusic_填词：黄伟文
编曲：青山大乐队_
监制：青山大乐队/hocc_@_goomusic
INTRO:
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__|Cm7_______________________|Cm6____________________|
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|Cm_____________|CmMaj7________|
|在最坏最坏那日_|遇最坏最坏那事|
|Cm7___________|Cm6____|
|是他让生命不用|坏到底_|
|Cm_____________|CmMaj7________|
|在最闷最闷那刻_|陪最闷最闷那位|
|Cm7___________|Cm6____|
|是这段配乐托起|一切___|
|Fm________|Cm________|
|还未领略 |绝招的真谛|
|D_________|G___|
|现在就来具|体__|
|Cm_____________|CmMaj7________|
|在假日里没节目_|电脑又发现中毒|
|Cm7___________|Cm6____|
|换衣服出外身段|又发福_|
|Cm_____________|CmMaj7________|
|下雨避进邮政局_|又见旧爱人杀出|
|Cm7___________|Cm6____|
|而你头发上有饼|干碎___|
|Fm________|Cm________|
|霉运继续来|若果不反对|
|D_________|G___|D___________|Ab_G_|
|现在是时候|哭 |或另寻下台路|不_哭|
|C___________|E_________|
|当你步行在那|漫天枪炮下|
|F___________|G_______|
|当你昨日抱着|的跟了他|
|C___________|E_________|
|当你造型受到|大衆的责骂|
|Fm______|G__|
|即管讲笑|话_|
|Dm__________|Em__________|
|就划圆棱角吧|由事情漫画化|
|F_________|G_|
|矛盾地笑一|下|
BRIDGE:_
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2B|13-15-16-13-----13---|15-16--------13----|
__|Cm_______________|G_|
1E|16-------------14|--|
2B|---13-15-16-13---|--|
|Cm_____________|CmMaj7________|
|在最坏最坏那日_|遇最坏最坏那事|
|Cm7___________|Cm6___|
|像失业之日车又|撞了灯|
|Cm_____________|CmMaj7________|
|在最闷最闷那刻_|陪最闷最闷那位|
|Cm7___________|Cm6____|
|连那人也嫌你不|吸引___|
|Fm________|Cm________|
|危难拍着门|若果躲不了|
|D___________|Ab_G_|
|就迎着极残酷|一_生|
|D_________|G___|G_|
|自行落调味|品__|__|
|C___________|E_________|
|当你步行在那|漫天枪炮下|
|F___________|G_______|
|当你昨日抱着|的跟了他|
|C___________|E________|
|当你造型受到|大衆的责骂|
|Fm______|G_______|
|急於找撮|沙往上爬|
|Dm__________|Em__________|
|来划圆棱角吧|由事情漫画化|
|F_________|G_______|Cm__
|矛盾地笑一|下会自嘲|吗?_
SOLO:_
__|Cm_______|CmMaj7______|Cm7__|Cm6____|
1E|------15-|--------15--|---15|20-----|
2B|13-------|12----------|11---|-------|
__|Am_________________|AmMaj7____________|
1E|8—8h10---10s12--8-|--8h10---10s12--8-|
2B|-------------------|9-----------------|
3G|-------------------|------------------|
__|Am7________________|Am6_______________|
1E|--8h10---10s12—8--|14----14------20--|
2B|8------------------|---13-------------|
3G|-------------------|------------------|
|Am_______________|AmMaj7________|
|爲何爲何运程极差_|问爲何运程极差|
|Am7___________|E_______|
|实在条问题问得|都算肉麻|
|Am_______________|AmMaj7________|
|自豪地承认它_____|在台上谈论它__|
|Am7___________|E_______|
|用遗憾提炼出__|搞笑吧__|
|Dm________Dm/C#___|
|情愿怕它 还是笑它|
|C___________|E_________|
|当你运程坏到|箭咀都向下|
|F___________|G_______|
|可以借力制造|一批笑话|
|C___________|E_________|
|起码别人愿意|话你风趣吧|
|Fm______|G_______|
|捐出安慰|加送热茶|
|C___________|E_________|
|当你被评力作|在水准以下|
|F___________|G_______|
|当你背着个负|资产养家|__
|C___________|E_________|
|当你未筹大志|就已衰老吧|
|Fm______|G________|
|不必找撮|沙_往上爬|
|Dm__________|Em__________|
|能学成谐趣吧|能学成滑稽吗|
|F___________|G___________|
|惆怅未算可怕|能笑着笑走它|
|Dm__________|Em__________|
|别自寻烦恼吧|由事情漫画化|
|F_________|G_|
|来盖住那伤|疤|
ENDING:
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