Hey,_this_is_my_first_ever_tab!_I_hope_you_like_it,_I_think_it_goes_pretty_well_XD
Id_say_for_the_strumming_pattern,_just_strum_down,_but_up_before_the_chord_
change,_if_that_makes_any_sense.
Capo_4.
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Yall_act_like_you_never_seen_a_white_person_before
______Em__________________________C
Jaws_all_on_the_floor_like_Pam,_like_Tommy_just_burst_in_the_door
G_________________________D
and_started_whoopin_her_ass_worse_than_before
Em_______________________C_
they_first_were_divorce,_throwin_her_over_furniture_(Ahh!)
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Its_the_return_of_the..._"Ah,_wait,_no_way,_youre_kidding,
Em__________________________C
he_didnt_just_say_what_I_think_he_did,_did_he?"
G_________________D
And_Dr._Dre_said..._nothing_you_idiots!
Em___________________C
Dr._Dres_dead,_hes_locked_in_my_basement!_(Ha-ha!)
G____________________D
Feminist_women_love_Eminem
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chigga_chigga_chigga
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"Slim_Shady,_Im_sick_of_him_look_at_him,_
G____________________D
Walkin_around_grabbin_his_you-know-what
______________Em___________________________C
Flippin_the_you-know-who,"_"Yeah,_but_hes_so_cute_though!"
G___________________________________D
Yeah,_I_probably_got_a_couple_of_screws_up_in_my_head_loose
_____Em_________________________C
But_no_worse,_than_whats_goin_on_in_your_parents_bedrooms
G______________________D________________________________Em_
Sometimes,_I_wanna_get_on_TV_and_just_let_loose,_but_cant
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but_its_cool_for_Tom_Green_to_hump_a_dead_moose
G__________________________D___
"My_bum_is_on_your_lips,_my_bum_is_on_your_lips"
_______Em__________________________C
And_if_Im_lucky,_you_might_just_give_it_a_little_kiss
_____G____________________________D__
And_thats_the_message_that_we_deliver_to_little_kids
_____Em______________________________C_
And_expect_them_not_to_know_what_a_womans_clitoris_is
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Of_course_they_gonna_know_what_intercourse_is
______________________Em
By_the_time_they_hit_fourth_grade
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They_got_the_Discovery_Channel_dont_they?
G______________________D____________________________Em
"We_aint_nothing_but_mammals.."_Well,_some_of_us_cannibals
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who_cut_other_people_open_like_cantaloupes_[SLURP]
G___________________D__
But_if_we_can_hump_dead_animals_and_antelopes
Em______________________________________C
then_theres_no_reason_that_a_man_and_another_man_cant_elope
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[*EWWW!*]_But_if_you_feel_like_I_feel,_I_got_the_antidote
Em__________________________C
Women_wave_your_pantyhose,_sing_the_chorus_and_it_goes
[Chorus:_Eminem]_(x2)
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Cause_Im_Slim_Shady,_yes_Im_the_real_Shady
_________Em__________________C
All_you_other_Slim_Shadys_are_just_imitating
____G__________________________D
So_wont_the_real_Slim_Shady_please_stand_up,
Em________________C
please_stand_up,_please_stand_up?
G___________________________________D
Will_Smith_dont_gotta_cuss_in_his_raps_to_sell_his_records;
Em__________________________C
well_I_do,_so_fuck_him_and_fuck_you_too!
______G__________________________D
You_think_I_give_a_damn_about_a_Grammy?
______________Em____________________________C
Half_of_you_critics_cant_even_stomach_me,_let_alone_stand_me
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"But_Slim,_what_if_you_win,_wouldnt_it_be_weird?"
Em_________________________________C
Why?_So_you_guys_could_just_lie_to_get_me_here?
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So_you_can,_sit_me_here_next_to_Britney_Spears?
Em________________________C
Shit,_Christina_Aguilera_better_switch_me_chairs
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so_I_can_sit_next_to_Carson_Daly_and_Fred_Durst
______Em______________________________C
and_hear_em_argue_over_who_she_gave_head_to_first
G___________________________D
You_little_bitch,_put_me_on_blast_on_MTV
_____________Em_____________________________C
"Yeah,_hes_cute,_but_I_think_hes_married_to_Kim,_hee-hee!"
_________G_____________________D
I_should_download_her_audio_on_MP3
______________Em______________________C
and_show_the_whole_world_how_you_gave_Eminem_VD_[AHHH!]
G________________________________D________________________Em
Im_sick_of_you_little_girl_and_boy_groups,_all_you_do_is_annoy_me
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so_I_have_been_sent_here_to_destroy_you_[bzzzt]
G____________________________D________________
And_theres_a_million_of_us_just_like_me
_____Em____________________________C
who_cuss_like_me;_who_just_dont_give_a_fuck_like_me
_____G____________________________D
who_dress_like_me;_walk,_talk_and_act_like_me
_____Em___________________________C
and_just_might_be_the_next_best_thing_but_not_quite_me!
[Chorus]
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Im_like_a_head_trip_to_listen_to,_cause_Im_only_givin_you
Em____________________________________C
things_you_joke_about_with_your_friends_inside_your_living_room
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The_only_difference_is_I_got_the_balls_to_say_it
_____________Em__________________________C
in_front_of_yall_and_I_dont_gotta_be_false_or_sugarcoated_at_all
G___________________D
I_just_get_on_the_mic_and_spit_it
_________Em______________________________C
and_whether_you_like_to_admit_it_[*ERR*]_I_just_shit_it
_____________G______________________D
better_than_ninety_percent_of_you_rappers_out_can
________________Em__________________________C
Then_you_wonder_how_can_kids_eat_up_these_albums_like_valiums
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Its_funny;_cause_at_the_rate_Im_goin_when_Im_thirty
Em_______________________________C
Ill_be_the_only_person_in_the_nursin_home_flirting
G______________________D
Pinchin_nurses_asses_when_Im_jackin_off_with_Jergens
_____Em________________________________C
And_Im_jerkin_but_this_whole_bag_of_Viagra_isnt_working
_____G________________________D
And_every_single_person_is_a_Slim_Shady_lurkin
_____Em_______________________________C
He_could_be_workin_at_Burger_King,_spittin_on_your_onion_rings
_________G______________________D_
[*HACH*]_Or_in_the_parkin_lot,_circling
________________Em
Screaming_"I_dont_give_a_fuck!"
___________________C
with_his_windows_down_and_his_system_up
G_________________________D
So,_will_the_real_Shady_please_stand_up?
____Em___________________________C
And_put_one_of_those_fingers_on_each_hand_up?
_________G_____________________D
And_be_proud_to_be_outta_your_mind_and_outta_control
____Em_________________________C
and_one_more_time,_loud_as_you_can,_how_does_it_go?
[Chorus]_(x4)
Ha_ha
Guess_theres_a_Slim_Shady_in_all_of_us
Fuck_it,_lets_all_stand_up
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