A_funny_and_true_parody_that_relates_to_me_since_Im_azn_too._^_^_
Fung_Bros_are_hilarious_and_you_should_look_at_their_YouTube_channel
A_parody_of_the_song_Drop_City_Yacht_Club_-_Crickets
Heres_the_video_to_the_parody_-_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFGCr9KsqUA
Credit_to_them_for_making_this_parody
Standard_tuning_-_No_Capo
LYRICS:
CHORUS:
(AJ_Rafael)
____________________Em
So_I_told_her_like_oooh,_baby
__G_____________________________F#
I_know_that_it_looks_crazy,_but_actually_its_tasty
____________________D________________________________________________Bm
Im_talking_about_fooood,_me_and_my_friends_eat_weird_things_unlike_you_ooh
____________________________________Em
Part_of_my_culture_its_just_how_we_do
__G______________________________F#
I_know_that_it_sounds_crazy,_but_its_ok_Im_Asian
(ANDREW)
__________D
Im_like_"Girl_whatcha_eatin_for_today?"
Put_that_bread_down,_lets_go_and_run_away
________Bm
Cuz_Im_Asian,_I_dont_know_if_you_could_tell_
I_eat_a_few_things_Apple_Bees_dont_sell_
__________Em
Ever_had_dim_sum_in_the_mornin_light?
I_know_this_chicken_feet_aint_lookin_very_nice
___________G
But_if_you_taste_it,_I_know_youll_really_like
________F#
eat_the_skin_but_leave_the_bones_aiighht?
D
Look_at_me_look_at_me_eating_tripe_now
Look_at_you_look_at_you_this_is_life_now
Bm
its_fresh,_more_organic_than_fa--st_food_
You_could_say_it_looks_a_lot_more_natural
Em
No_this_egg_aint_hundred_years_old
And_no_this_cabbage_aint_got_no_mold_
____G
And_I_was_hoping_she_would_have_a_taste!_
____F#
she_took_one_bite_and_just_made_a_face_
CHORUS:
(AJ)
____________________D
So_I_told_her_like_oooh,_baby
_______Bm
Youre_so_amazed_by_everything_that_I_eat
___________________Em
So_I_told_her_like_oooh,_baby
___G_____________________________F#
I_know_that_it_sounds_crazy,_but_its_ok_its_tasty
__________________D__________________________________________Bm_
Im_talking_about_fo--od,_we_got_different_social_norms_than_you
____________________________________Em
Part_of_my_culture_its_just_how_we_do
__________G____________________________F#____
She_said,_I_dont_like_this_platter,_I_probly_win_fear_factor
(DAVID)
_________D
Yeah,_yeah,_I_said_"Girl_whatcha_eat_during_weekdays"
She_said_"salad_and_pasta_each_day"
Bm
But_what_about_Asian_food?_
You_neva_get_the_chance,_cuz_you_neva_date_Asian_dudes!
Em
She_said,_I_liked_the_weird_stuff_growing_up
But_stopped_in_High_School_it_wasnt_cool_enough
________G
Cuz_you_cant_serve_blood_cubes_at_prom_
_____F#
And_Stinky_tofu_just_sounds_wrong
D
Stop_pretending,_you_dont_like_fermented
I_admit_the_smell_can_be_offensive
Bm
But_it_tastes_so_good_that_you_wont_need_another_man_
Let_the_flavors_take_you_back_to_the_motherland_
Em
So_I_can_take_you_back_to_my_mother_and
She_can_teach_you_how_to_cook_without_butter_and-
_G
"What_do_you_mean_Im_being_patriarchal?"
___F#
"Ooh_ok,_I_mean_I_can_cook"
CHORUS:
(AJ)
___________________D
So_I_told_her_like_ooh,_baby
_______Bm
Youll_be_amazed_by_everything_I_eat
___________________Em
So_I_told_her_like_ooooh_ooo,_baby
___G_________________________________F#
I_know_that_it_looks_crazy,_But_Im_telling_you_its_tasty
______D________________________________________Bm
Its_balut,_theres_a_duck_embryo_inside_just_look,
____________________________Em
No_offense_to_PETA_but_its_good
_______________G______________________________F#
Oooh_oooh,_I_told_you_it_looks_crazy,_but_you_know_its_so_tasty_
_____D
From_Manila_to_Hong_Kong_
Bangkok,_Tokyo,_Taiwan
Bm
Seoul,_Singapore,_Saigon_
Jakarta,_Beijing_theres_more
_Em_______________________
Phnompenh,_Kuala_Lumpur,_eat_it_up_baby_thats_raw
_______G_________________________________F#
"Hell_no!_we_dont_eat_no_dog,_the_most_exotic_it_gets_is_frog"
CHORUS:
(AJ)
____________________D
So_I_told_her_like_oooh,_baby
_____Bm
Its_not_amazing_all_the_things_that_we_eat
___________________Em
So_I_told_her_like_oooh_ooh,_baby
__G__________________________________F#
I_know_that_it_looks_crazy,_but_its_probly_cuz_were_Asian
_________________D
Im_talkin_bout_food
____________________________________Bm
We_got_different_social_norms_than_you
_________________________________________Em
Cant_change_my_culture_its_just_how_we_do
____G
She_told_me_it_looks_crazy
_______F#
I_said_its_okay_Im_Asian!
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