xthis_is_how_I_play_the_song._I_think_it′s_accurate...
tabs_at_the_end.
Intro:_A
A
Well,_I_woke_up_in_the_morning
Theres_frogs_inside_my_socks
Your_mama,_shes_a-hidin
Inside_the_icebox
D
Your_daddy_walks_in_wearin
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A_Napoleon_Bonaparte_mask__________.
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Then_you_ask_why_I_dont_live_here
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Honey,_do_you_have_to_ask?
Well,_I_go_to_pet_your_monkey
I_get_a_face_full_of_claws
I_ask_whos_in_the_fireplace
And_you_tell_me_Santa_Claus
The_milkman_comes_in
Hes_wearing_a_derby_hat
Then_you_ask_why_I_dont_live_here
Honey,_how_come_you_have_to_ask_me_that?
Well,_I_asked_for_something_to_eat
Im_hungry_as_a_hog
So_I_get_brown_rice,_seaweed
And_a_dirty_hot_dog
Ive_got_a_hole
Where_my_stomach_disappeared
Then_you_ask_why_I_dont_live_here
Honey,_I_gotta_think_youre_really_weird.
Your_grandpas_cane
It_turns_into_a_sword
Your_grandma_prays_to_pictures
That_are_pasted_on_a_board
Everything_inside_my_pockets
Your_uncle_steals
Then_you_ask_why_I_dont_live_here
Honey,_I_cant_believe_that_youre_for_real.
SOLO:_A
Well,_theres_fist_fights_in_the_kitchen
Theyre_enough_to_make_me_cry
The_mailman_comes_in
Even_hes_gotta_take_a_side
Even_the_butler
Hes_got_something_to_prove
Then_you_ask_why_I_dont_live_here
Honey,_how_come_you_dont_move?
Really_easy_but_fun_to_play,
A:
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|-7--7--9--7--7--7--9--7---|_play_this_during_A
E|-5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5---|
D:
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|-7--7--9--7--7--7--9--7---|
A|-5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5---|_play_this_during_D
E|--------------------------|
E:
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|-2--2--4--2--2--2--4--2---|_play_this_during_E
E|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|
simple_as_that...hope_I_didnt_make_any_mistakes
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