This_is_a_rough_draft_that_I_made_for_me_to_play_it._Only_think_is_during_his_intro_and
some_parts_he_has_a_nice_tune_going,_it_is_a_C_chord,_hammer_on_3_fret_of_the_B_string,
open_high_e,_then_3rd_fret_of_the_B_string,_back_down_to_the__fist_fret_of_the_B_string.
Also,_on_the_Gs_during_the_bridge_(well_the_short_parts_after_each_chorus)_parts,_make
sure_you_have_the_3rd_fret_of_the_B_string_down,_that_makes_it_sound_better._The_Gs_in
the_chorus_or_verses,_you_really_only_need_the_low_e_and_a_strings_to_be_played_so_the_
3rd_fret_on_the_b_doesnt_matter_for_those.
Again,_these_are_for_me,_but_I_figured_I_would_share_them_to_help_some_people_out_if
they_wanted_to_try_to_learn_it.
[Intro]_Chord_progression_is_C,_G,_then_A_quick_Am,_G,_F._Then_G.
[Verse]
Am____________________F_________________C____________G
The_books_you_think_I_wrote_are_way_too_thick
Am___________________F____________C________________________G
Who_needs_a_thousand_metaphors_to_figure_out_you_shouldnt_be_a_dick
Am__________F_______________________C____________G
And_I_dont_watch_you_when_you_sleep
Am___________F__________________C___________________Em______F
Surprisingly_I_dont_use_my_own_omnipotence_to_be_a_fucking_creep
[Chorus]
___________Am_______G_____________F
Youre_not_going_to_heaven
_____________________Am_____________G_______________F
Why_the_fuck_did_you_think_Id_ever_kick_it_with_you
________________Am_______G
None_of_you_are_going_to_heaven
F__________________Am_____G______________F
Theres_a_trillion_aliens_cooler_than_you
F_F_____F_F______F_F
[Bridge]
Am____________G______________________Am______________________G____________F
You_shouldnt_abstain_from_rape_just_because_you_think_that_I_want_you_to
F_F___F_F___F_F
Am___________________________________G____________________C
You_shouldnt_rape_because_rape_is_a_fucked_up_thing_to_do
Chord_progression_is_C,_G,_then_a_quick_Am,_G,_F._Then_G_through_him_speaking:
(Its_pretty_obvious_just_dont_fucking_rape_people
I_didnt_think_I_had_to_write_that_one_down_for_you.)
[Verse]
Am____________F______________________C________G
I_dont_think_masturbation_is_obscene
Am______________F_______________C___________________________G_____________Am
Its_absolutely_natural_and_the_weirdest_fucking_thing_Ive_ever_seen
____________F_________________C________G
You_make_my_job_a_living_hell
Am_____________F_________________C
I_sent_gays_to_fix_overpopulation
____________G_______F
Didnt_that_go_well
[Chorus]
___________Am_______G____________F
Youre_not_going_to_heaven
_______________Am______________G____________F
Eat_a_thousand_crackers_sing_a_million_hymns
________________Am_______G____________F
None_of_you_are_going_to_heaven
______________Am_______________G________________F
Youre_not_my_children_youre_a_bad_game_of_sims
F_F___F_F___F_F
[Bridge]
Am_________________________G________________Am___________G__________F
You_shouldnt_abstain_from_pork_because_you_think_that_I_want_you_to
F_F___F_F___F_F
Am_______________________G___________________________C
You_can_eat_pork_because_why_the_fuck_would_I_give_a_shit
Chord_progression_is_C,_G,_then_a_quick_Am,_G,_F._Then_G_through_him_speaking:
(I_created_the_universe_you_think_Im_drawing_the_line_at_the_fucking_deli
aisle?)
[Verse]
Am________________F______________C__________G
You_argue_and_you_bicker_and_you_fight
Am___________F__________C_____________________G_______Am
Atheists_and_Catholics,_Jews_and_Hindus_argue_day_and_night
_____F__________________C___________G
Over_what_they_think_is_true
Am_________F______________C_______________________________G_____________F
But_no_one_entertains_the_thought_that_maybe_god_does_not_believe_in_you
[Chorus]
____________Am________G____________F
You_pray_so_badly_for_heaven
________________Am_________G____________F
knowing_any_day_may_be_the_day_that_you_die
__________________Am_____________G___________F
But_maybe_life_on_earth_could_be_heaven
_________________________Am____________G______________F
Doesnt_just_the_thought_of_it_make_it_worth_a_try
F_F___F_F___F_F
F_____________________C__________F_________________G
My_loves_the_type_of_thing_that_you_have_to_earn
_____________C_____F_________C(x2)_____G
And_when_you_earn_it_you_wont_need_it
x2
Am_________________G_________________Am____________G_______F
Im_not_gonna_give_love_just_cause_I_know_that_you_want_me_to
Am________________________________G__________________C
If_you_want_love_then_the_love_is_gonna_come_from_you
Close_like_intro.
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