5._Nickelodeon_Girls_8:39
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(Hello,_Nickelodeon_headquarters)
Hi,_sorry_to_disturb_you_this_late_in_the_night
I_have_a_serious_inquiry_directed_toward_Nickelodeon
My_question_is_WHAT_THE_FUCK_ARE_YOU_DOING?
You_know_yall_used_to_have_some_fire_bitches
When_I_turn_on_the_TV_Im_trying_to_see_my_favorite_bitches
Zoey101?_Jennette_McCurdy?_Oh_my_God
And_now_all_you_got_is_these_preteens
Bruh,_Im_not_a_pedo
Im_not_trying_to_look_at_these_little_kids_and_get_aroused
Now_I_cant_watch_Nickelodeon_with_my_dick_in_my_hand_anymore
Now_Im_fucking_upset
This_is_some_fucking_bullshit
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Dan_Schneider__bring_all_my_bitches_back
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I_need_all_my_bitches,_I_need_all_my_bitches_The_new_shit_you_put_out_is_wack
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Dan_Schneider_Im_just_trying_to_get_an_erection
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But_now_that_these_kids_looking_13_and_under_My_penis_will_suffer
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Dan_fucking_Schneider_(Schneider)
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This_aint_a_fucking_game,_bitch
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I_wanna_watch_a_sitcom
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With_my_hand_on_my_dick
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I_wanna_see_a_titty_(titty)
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Not_fucking_kid_shit
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Return_all_the_hot_chicks
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Or_you_gon_get_it_bitch
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ICarly,_iCarly
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I_dont_care_if_you_look_like_Michael_Jackson
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As_long_as_you_giving_me_action
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And_Freddy_gon_film_the_reaction
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Sam_gonna_join_in
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And_suck_me_a_fat_one
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Nickelodeon_girls
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Cant_live_without_em_(whew)
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Ariana_Grande
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I_know_I_drive_a_Hyundai
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I_can_put_you_in_a_coma
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Have_brunch_on_a_Sunday_(fancy)
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My_dick_put_you_in_a_coffin
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All_night_screaming_and_tossing
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Victoria_Justice
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I_know_you_tryna_touch_this
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Lizzie_McGuire_is_tight
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But_I_bet_Zoeys_tighter
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You_can_find_me_in_her_bed
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Digging_through_that_vaginer
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Amanda_Bynes,_you_a_little_bit_crazy
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But_you_can_still_have_my_babies_(whew)
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Go_down_like_a_dog_with_the_rabies
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Yall_cant_save_me
[bridge]
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Uh,_a_little_bit_of_weed,_hard_liquor_for_the_ladies
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Got_me_feeling_like_a_young_Dan_Schneider_from_the_80s
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With_a_Jewish_law_firm_and_an_all_black_Mercedes
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She_playing_with_the_balls_like_Brady_(ay)
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Fuck_off_with_the_shitty_little_kids_with_their_stupid_shit
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I_only_wanna_see_the_ones_with_a_body_fit
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And_I_dont_want_to_be_the_one_to_be_a_little_bitch_about_it
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But_Im_just_saying_what_everybody_is_thinking_(hahahahaha)
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Where_the_titties_at?
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Dan_Schneider_why_you_ruining_your_business?
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You_realize_Id_probably_buy_cable_
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If_you_keep_all_the_girls_and_the_ratings_all_stable
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Cuz_I_aint_tryin_to_see_a_young_baby_in_the_cradle
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Cuz_Im_not_a_pedophile
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The_girls_I_have_sexualized_are_all_in_their_20s_and_30s_(Disclaimer!)
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Im_not_saying_you_should_change_all_the_bitches
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But_at_least_something_after_10:30_(30!)
[chorus]
C#m__________Ab
Dan_Schneider__bring_all_my_bitches_back
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I_need_all_my_bitches,_I_need_all_my_bitches,_I_need_all_my_bitches_back
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