Tuning:_Standard_(e_B_G_D_A_E)
Dm______________Am
Down_the_river_drifts_an_axe_
E________________Am
From_the_town_of_Byron
Dm______________Am_
Let_it_float_by_itself-
E________________Am_
Fucking_piece_of_iron!!!
Dm______________Am
I_was_sleeping_with_my_honey
E__________Am
Absоlutely_naked,
Dm___________Am_
I_have_taken_my_panties_off
E______________Am
Just_to_make_a_statement.
Dm_____________Am
Fish_in_thick_tomato_sauce
E______________Am
Swims_in_happy_comatose
Dm_______Am_
Only_me,_pathetic_wimp
E_______________Am
Have_no_fucking_place_to_swim.
Dm_______________Am
Starlet’s_fallen_from_the_heavens
E_____________Am
Right_into_my_boyfriends_briefs,
Dm_______________Am_
I_dont_mind_his_roasted_penis
E______________Am
If_it_helps_us_live_in_peace.
Dm___________________Am
Girls_have_called_me_to_the_party
E_________Am
I_decided_not_to_come,
Dm_______________Am_
Its_because_my_clothes_are_ugly
E___________Am
And_my_dick_is_a_tiny_one.
Dm_______________Am
Time_has_shifted_for_an_hour_—
E___________Am
What_a_mess_on_globe
Dm____________Am_
Dick_was_hard_before_wakeup,
E___________Am
Now_its_up_at_work.
Dm_________Am
In_a_tree_a_duck_got_stuck
E___________Am
Noble_eagle_fucked_that_duck
Dm____________Am_
You_can_hear_branches_crack
E___________Am
Sqeaky-dick_and_fucky-quack!
Dm_________Am
Guy_Miron_shows_such_a_trick:
E_______________Am
Crow_is_sitting_on_his_dick
Dm____________Am_
And_as_soon_as_starts_to_croak_-
E____________Am
Has_he_boner_on_his_cock
Dm________Am
Old_Ivan_Ilyich_and_I
E____________Am
Used_to_work_at_a_CI
Dm_______________Am_
He’s_a_fuckhead,_so_am_I
E_________________Am
Someone’s_filched_our_CI.
Dm___________Am
You_are_fine_if_you_are_steadfast
E____________Am
In_relations_with_milkmaid.
Dm________________Am_
You_get_wholesome_milky_breakfast
E____________Am
And_occasionally_laid.
Dm_______________Am
Nick_is_crossing_village_slowly_—
E_________Am
Outside_it_is_cold_and_snowy.
Dm______________Am_
But_his_dick_is_up_and_running
E_____________Am
Just_in_case_if_something’s_coming.
Dm_______________Am
Girls_had_a_fight_at_country_hut
E_________Am
Over_who_got_hairiest_cunt.
Dm______________Am_
Well,_more_hair_of_the_most
E_______________Am
Had_the_beaver_of_the_host.
Dm____________Am
You_were_mine_the_other_day,
E________________Am
Mike_is_screwing_you_today.
Dm____________Am_
He’s_got_cock_as_thick_as_trees
E_________________Am
On_the_Shishkin’s_masterpiece.
Dm____________Am
Have_you_seen_four_dicks_together
E____________Am
Dancing_on_a_mountain_peak?
Dm___________Am_
And_one_dick_had_fucked_another
E____________Am
But_with_yet_another_dick.
Dm___________Am
My_advice_to_future_bride:
E_________________Am
Don’t_get_married,_silly!
Dm______________Am_
Morning_comes_—_your_boobs_aside,
E_________________Am_
Snatch_is_rumpled_illy.
Dm______________Am
Nick_is_sitting_at_the_door,
E_________________Am
Neither_dancing,_singing_nor,
Dm______________Am
He_is_sitting,_deaf_and_dumb,
E______________Am
Thinking_only_"Whom_to_hump?"
Dm_____________Am
Coffee_pot’s_a_bit_unstable
E____________Am
Dishes_fall_around
Dm___________Am
Fucking_on_a_little_table
E___________Am
Makes_a_lot_of_sound
Dm__________Am
Two_of_us_—_me_and_my_buddy
E____________Am
Giving_gifts_to_everybody
Dm________________Am
You_get_daughter,_you_get_son
E__________Am
Patriotic_duty’s_done
Dm______________Am
Wife_is_telling_her_old_man:
E_____________Am
"Book_me_U.S._fare!"
Dm____________Am
"Stupid_cunt!_Don’t_think_you_can_—
E___________________Am
Trains_aren’t_going_there!"
Dm_________Am
I_was_in_a_horny_mood
E__________Am
And_I_blew_Stepan
Dm__________Am
He_is_smart_and_looking_good,
E____________Am
Salty_on_the_tongue
Dm______________Am
Kids_are_asking_uncle_Peck:
E________________Am
Why’s_there_wire_on_your_neck?
Dm____________Am
Uncle_has_no_words_to_spare
E_______________Am
Swinging_calmly_in_the_air.
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