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Date:_Tue,_03_Oct_1995_20:35:25_-0400_(EDT)
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_The_Man_Who_Couldnt_Cry
_Written_by_Loudon_Wainwright_III
_Published_by_Snowden_Music_ASCAP
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_There_once_was_a_man_who_just_couldnt_cry
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_He_hadnt_cried_for_years_and_for_years
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_Napalmed_babies_and_the_movie_"Love_Story"
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_For_instance_could_not_produce_tears
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_As_a_child_he_had_cried_as_all_children_will
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_Then_at_some_point_his_tear_ducts_ran_dry
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_He_grew_to_be_a_man,_it_all_hit_the_fan
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_Things_got_bad,_but_he_couldnt_cry
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_His_dog_was_run_over,_his_wife_up_and_left_him
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_And_after_that_he_got_sacked_from_his_job
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_Lost_his_arm_in_the_war,_was_laughed_at_by_a_whore
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_Ah,_but_sill_not_a_sniffle_or_sob
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_His_novel_was_refused,_his_movie_was_panned
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_And_his_big_Broadway_show_was_a_flop
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_He_got_sent_off_to_jail;__you_guessed_it,_no_bail
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_Oh,_but_still_not_a_dribble_or_drop
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_In_jail_he_was_beaten,_bullied_and_buggered
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_And_made_to_make_license_plates
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_Water_and_bread_was_all_he_was_fed
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_But_not_once_did_a_tear_stain_his_face
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_Doctors_were_called_in,_scientists,_too
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_Theologians_were_last_and_practically_least
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_They_all_agreed_sure_enough;_this_was_sure_no_cream_puff
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_But_in_fact_an_insensitive_beast
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_He_was_removed_from_jail_and_placed_in_a_place
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_For_the_insensitive_and_the_insane
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_He_made_a_lot_of_friends_and_played_a_lot_of_chess
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_And_he_wept_every_time_it_would_rain
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_Once_it_rained_forty_days_and_it_rained_forty_nights
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_And_he_cried_and_he_cried_and_he_cried_and_he_cried
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_On_the_forty-first_day,_he_passed_away
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_He_just_dehydrated_and_died
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_Well,_he_went_up_to_heaven,_located_his_dog
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_Not_only_that,_but_he_rejoined_his_arm
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_Down_below,_all_the_critics,_they_loot_it_all_back
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_Cancer_robbed_the_whore_of_her_charm
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_His_ex-wife_died_of_stretch_marks,_his_ex-employer_went_broke
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_The_theologians_were_finally_found_out
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_Right_down_to_the_ground,_that_old_jail_house_burned_down
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_The_earth_suffered_perpetual_drought
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