"Puff_The_Magic_Tampon"_-_Written_by_John_Valby 

Parody_of_"Puff_the_Magic_Dragon" 

http://www.johnvalbynation.com/ 

Chords_by_Maniac1075 

 
 

 
 

A______________C#9_ 

PUFF_THE_MAGIC_TAMPON__ 

D______________A_ 

LIVED_BETWEEN_HER_KNEES_ 

D__________________A___________________F#9_____B9________E_ 

AND_FROLICKED_IN_THAT_AWFUL_MIST_OF_THE_LAND_OF_YEAST_AND_CHEESE_ 

 
 

 
 

A______________C#9_________D_________________A_ 

PUFF_THE_MAGIC_TAMPON_WHEN_HE_FIRST_TOOK_THE_PLUNGE_ 

D_____________A___________________F#9_________B9_____E_ 

MADE_A_SPLASH_INSIDE_HER_GASH_AND_SWELLED_UP_LIKE_A_SPONGE_ 

 
 

 
 

A_____________C#9________D_________________A_ 

LITTLE_JACKYS_PECKER_HE_LOVED_THAT_RASCAL_PUFF_ 

___E______________________A_ 

HE_FUCKED_TILL_HIS_LITTLE_HEAD_GOT_RED_ 

___F#_______B9__E_ 

HE_COULDNT_GET_ENOUGH__ 

 
 

 
 

A_______________C#9_______D_____________E_ 

THEN_ONE_DAY_IT_HAPPENED_PUFFY_SPRANG_A_LEAK_ 

____D_________________A_ 

BUT_DONT_COMPLAIN_YOU_SLEAZY_BITCH__ 

__________F#9______B9____E_ 

HES_BEEN_IN_YOUR_BOX_A_WEEK_ 

 
 

 
 

A______________C#m_____D________________A_ 

PUFF_THE_MAGIC_TAMPON_LIVED_BETWEEN_HER_KNEES_ 

____D_______________A_________________F#______B9_______E_ 

AND_FROLICKED_IN_THAT_AWFUL_MIST_OF_THE_LAND_OF_YEAST_AND_CHEESE_ 

 
 

 
 

A______________C#9_________D___________________A_ 

PUFF_THE_MAGIC_TAMPON_WAS_THROWN_IN_A_GARBAGE_CAN_ 

____D_______________A_ 

AND_GOT_RECYCLED_AS_FIBER_IN__ 

F#9_____E_____A 

KELLOGGS_RAISIN_BRAN 

 
 


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