[Intro]
C__C
[Verse]
C______________________________Em
Christmas_really_freaks_me_out._It_makes_me_feel_alone.
Am
I_think_that_elves_are_creepy._Im_not_a_fan_of_snow.
F____________________G_________________________C__________G
Forgive_me_when_I_say_that_Christmas_is_a_bitch.
C________________________________Em
Chocolate_makes_my_skin_breakout._I_dont_like_decorations.
Am
Im_sick_of_all_these_cheesy_songs_that_play_on_every_station.
F_________________________G___________________________C__________G
I_think_its_all_so_whack,_but_people_seem_to_disagree.
[Chorus]
Am_______________________________Em
The_kids_wait_up_for_Santa_Claus,_the_man_with_overalls.
F
He_eats_their_milk_and_cookies,_must_have_high_cholesterol.
F_____________________G________________________C_________E
But_who_am_I_to_judge?_This_guy_is_not_even_real.
Am______________________________Em
Cause_mistletoe_and_candy_canes,_all_of_its_so_freaking_lame.
F
Sorry_if_I_sound_insane.
___________________________F________________________G
Christmas_sweaters_make_me_itch,_decorations_always_glitch,_
__________________________C__________G
thats_why_Christmas_is_a_bitch.
[Verse]
________C__________________________Em
Theres_people_shopping_at_the_mall_for_phones_and_big_TVs,
Am____________________________________________________
wasting_all_their_money_on_lights_and_Christmas_trees,
F___________________G_______________________________C__________G
making_corporations_rich,_thats_why_Christmas_is_a_bitch.
____C________________________E
And_every_time_I_look_around,_I_see_a_smiling_face,
Am__________________________F
is_this_a_problem_just_with_me_or_the_human_race?
_____________F_____________________G
All_of_these_really_annoying_songs_that_people_love_to_sing.
C______________________E
What_can_I_possibly_be_missing_from_this_Christmas_thing?
[Chorus]
Am___________________________Em
Kids_wait_up_for_Santa_Claus,_a_weird_dude_with_overalls.
F
He_eats_their_milk_and_cookies,_this_guy_has_gotta_have_high_cholesterol.
F_________________________G
But_it_makes_people_happy,_it_makes_no_sense_to_me.
C_________________________________________E
Its_a_fat_guy_who_breaks_into_your_house._Its_bullshit.
Am___________________________________Em
Theres_mistletoe_and_candy_canes,_I_find_all_of_this_shit_so_lame.
F
I_dont_like_playing_cheerful_games.
_______________________F__________________________G
If_only_I_could_flip_a_switch,_its_a_complicated_sitch,
__________________________C_______G
thats_why_Christmas_is_a_bitch.
[Outro]
______________________________F________________________G
These_stupid_sweaters_make_me_itch,_decorations_always_glitch,
__________________________C
thats_why_Christmas_is_a_bitch.
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